Monthly Archives: March 2009
Rule #12
Rule #12: When Mommy is in the laundry room for 30 seconds, that is not an invitation to pour her favorite fancy bubble bath in the sink, in the tub, in the toilet, on the floor, on the rug, and … Continue reading
Rule #11
Rule #11: When Mommy asks you to take a break from your computer game to get ready for school, “I’m BUSY!!” is not an appropriate response.
Filed under OA
Rule #10
Rule #10: If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube. Should I be concerned that my 2 yr old wants to watch this over & over? … Continue reading
Filed under GC
Rule #9
Rule #9: Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.
Filed under GC
Meanest Mommy is out of town
I am out of town at a birth conference. I asked Meanest Daddy to write some guest rules, but he says that the kids are behaving perfectly so far. Hmmmm….. are they REALLY behaving better for him? Or does he just … Continue reading
Filed under Uncategorized
Rule #7
Rule #7: When Mommy is already carrying a purse, a diaper bag, a cake, a knitting bag, and a 2 yr old, she will not also carry your coat.
Filed under OA
Rule #6
Rule #6: When your brother grabs your glasses and bends them, it is not necessary to show Mommy what happened by bending them 3 more times.
