Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.
Entries from May 2009
05/28/2009
Rule #100
Rule #100: When Mommy is changing squirmy toddler’s diaper and the 4 yr old is SCREAMING about inside out socks, no begging for hot chocolate.
This is the rule that started it all, so I saved it for #100. Enjoy!
05/26/2009
Rule #99
Rule #99: Do not attempt to stab Mommy with her own knitting needles. (Or anyone else’s knitting needles for that matter.)
Thanks, Abby G.!
05/25/2009
Rule #98
Rule #98: Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.
05/22/2009
Rule #97
Rule #97: Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
05/21/2009
Rule #96
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
05/20/2009
Rule #95
Rule #95: You should not expect your friend to prove her love for you by asking her to be mean to your brothers.
05/19/2009
Rule #94
Rule #94: If you get grounded, I can and WILL post messages to your Facebook wall telling your friends all about it.
Thanks to Jessica T. for the rule and the actual Facebook post. Man, you are mean!
05/18/2009
Rule #93
Rule #93: Please do not drink from the straw after you’ve already stuck it up your nose.
