Monthly Archives: May 2009
Rule #91
Rule #91: When we are waiting at the hair salon, please don’t squirt stuff out of all the bottles.
Filed under SR
Rule #90
Rule #90: Don’t eat while you’re walking with animals between your legs. Thanks, Jodi R. I’m hoping you’ll come on & decipher this one. What in the world does this mean?
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Rule #88
Rule #88: When Mommy says, “Please don’t poke your brother,” responding with “I didn’t poke him. That was a punch,” is not a good idea.
Filed under SR
Rule #87
Rule #87: Please do not write your unwanted opinion on your sister’s year-end Preschool Program invitation. Thanks, Kelly S. And my sincere apologies to Lizzie and her Preschool Program invite.
Filed under Guest rules
Happy Mother’s Day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there. I hope you are enjoying your whine-free day as much as I am enjoying mine.
Mother’s Day Quiz
In honor of Meanest Mommy’s Mother’s Day, have your child take this quiz and see if they can score higher than my 4 year old. He brought this home from school today. Scroll down for Meanest Mommy’s right answers (those … Continue reading
Rule #85
Rule #85: When Mom tells you no internet before she leaves the house, you can bet that she will check the temperature of all the computers when she returns and will be able to tell if any of them are … Continue reading
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