Rule #121: Please do not lick the inside of the glass cooler door at Quik Trip.
Entries from June 2009
06/28/2009
Rule #120
Rule #120: When you take off your glasses, the middle of driveway is not the best place to leave them. Thanks, Mike & Jen T! Jen feels a little bad that she actually ran over her kid’s glasses with their van, but I’m just relieved to know that we’re not the only ones with [...]
06/27/2009
Rule #119
Rule #119: When Mommy is explaining how frustrated she gets when you don’t listen, it’s a bad time to start giggling and chanting “like talking to a brick wall” repeatedly with your brother. Thanks, Wendy W.!
06/25/2009
Rule #118
Rule #118: Apparently the number of times you tell your child to “Be Careful” is proportional to how likely he is to need stitches. On a weekend. When Mommy is out of town. When I was out of town a few weekends ago, Gavin fell into the wooden part of our rocking chair. Meanest Daddy did [...]
06/24/2009
Rule #117
Rule #117: No screaming & whining when Mommy accidentally sings Tyrone’s lyrics instead of Uniqua’s lyrics. This shouldn’t be that big of a deal.
06/23/2009
Rule #116
Rule #116: That little space between the couch & the corner of the wall… It’s not a garbage can. Or a toy box. Or a hamper. Or book drop. Or a place for the remote.
06/22/2009
Rule #115
Rule #115: Just because that rock missed your brother’s head does not make it okay to throw said rock at his head on purpose. Thanks, Christie CC!
06/20/2009
Rule #114
Rule #114: We don’t put chicken in our underwear. Thanks, Jean M.! But I’ve been thinking about this rule… Was it a rubber chicken? Chicken McNuggets? A bantam? Jean also shared with me that when she made up this rule on the fly, her daughter asked, “Why?” and she had no idea what to say. [...]
06/19/2009
Rule #113
Rule #113: Meanest Mommy is guessing you can do better than “Tuna casserole peepit flushing toilet” as the punch line of your jokes.
06/19/2009
Rule #112
Rule #112: It is not necessary to interrupt me just to tell me that you weren’t talking to me.
