Monthly Archives: June 2009
Rule #121
Rule #121: Please do not lick the inside of the glass cooler door at Quik Trip.
Filed under SR
Rule #120
Rule #120: When you take off your glasses, the middle of driveway is not the best place to leave them. Thanks, Mike & Jen T! Jen feels a little bad that she actually ran over her kid’s glasses with … Continue reading
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #119
Rule #119: When Mommy is explaining how frustrated she gets when you don’t listen, it’s a bad time to start giggling and chanting “like talking to a brick wall” repeatedly with your brother. Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #118
Rule #118: Apparently the number of times you tell your child to “Be Careful” is proportional to how likely he is to need stitches. On a weekend. When Mommy is out of town. When I was out of town a few … Continue reading
Rule #117
Rule #117: No screaming & whining when Mommy accidentally sings Tyrone’s lyrics instead of Uniqua’s lyrics. This shouldn’t be that big of a deal.
Filed under SR
Rule #116
Rule #116: That little space between the couch & the corner of the wall… It’s not a garbage can. Or a toy box. Or a hamper. Or book drop. Or a place for the remote.
Filed under GC
Rule #115
Rule #115: Just because that rock missed your brother’s head does not make it okay to throw said rock at his head on purpose. Thanks, Christie CC!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #114
Rule #114: We don’t put chicken in our underwear. Thanks, Jean M.! But I’ve been thinking about this rule… Was it a rubber chicken? Chicken McNuggets? A bantam? Jean also shared with me that when she made up this … Continue reading
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #113
Rule #113: Meanest Mommy is guessing you can do better than “Tuna casserole peepit flushing toilet” as the punch line of your jokes.
Filed under SR
