Monthly Archives: August 2009

08/16/2009

Rule #143

Rule #143:  Please do not use the dog as a track and field hurdle.

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08/13/2009

Rule #142

Rule #142:  Please learn how to correctly pronounce “directions.”  We get really weird looks when you run around saying, “We need to get erections.” Thanks, Olivia S.! 

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08/12/2009

Rule #141

Rule #141:  Before you may nurse, you must first remove any rocks that are in your mouth.   Thanks, Sarah R.  And ouch!

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08/10/2009

Rule #140

Rule #140: You may not push elevator buttons with your tongue. It makes Mommy throw up a little in her mouth. Thanks, Heather S.!

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08/09/2009

Rule #139

Rule #139:  Please do not throw ketchup packets and pickles at our new friends.  At least wait until we know them better. Sorry, MaryAnn & kids.  We’re working on manners, I swear.

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08/07/2009

Rule #138

Rule #138:  Please don’t use the broken doll stroller with no wheel locking mechanism as a ladder. Especially when it requires balancing two books, a shoebox, and a stuffed car in order for you to reach the desired object. And … Continue reading →

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08/05/2009

Rule #137

Rule #137:  Please do not draw on both sides of Mommy’s new car with a rock. Thanks, Lauren C., and my sympathies too.

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08/02/2009

Rule #136

Rule #136:  Try to restrain yourself from painting your sister head to toe with the ENTIRE JAR of Mommy’s very expensive powder foundation.  Thanks, Becca W.!

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