Monthly Archives: September 2009
Rule #179
Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet. Thanks, Chad D!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #178
Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn. This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.
Filed under Guest rules, SR
Rule #177
Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.
Rule #176
Rule #176: Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose. Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose. Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #175
Rule #175: Don’t put underwear in your oatmeal. Thanks to Lauren C. who also shared the story on this rule. “I was busy vacuuming (which was very difficult to do since my kids lost one of the attachments and the cover … Continue reading
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Rule #174
Rule #174: I don’t care how clean the floor appears; you still should not lick it.
Filed under GC
Rule #173
Rule #173: No, you may not feed the 4 month old baby chocolate. Or crackers. Or pizza. Or any other food that I have not listed. Thanks, Jennifer F.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #172
Rule #172: No, you may not go over to your best friend’s house to go swimming in his flooded basement! Thanks, Stacie K. And my sympathies to those in Atlanta with flooded homes or no electricity. I hope things return … Continue reading
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Rule #171
Rule #171: When Mom says your time is up on the internet, that doesn’t mean that you have time to update your Facebook status and to send out 5 more instant messages before you actually start shutting down the computer. Thanks, Jessica … Continue reading
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Rule #170
Rule #170: Please do not do cannon balls into the bathtub, especially when your baby brother is already in there. Thanks to Erin A. who mentioned that she has had to use this rule more than once.
Filed under Guest rules
