Monthly Archives: November 2009
Rule #222
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not: Try to push the dog in there too Flush the toilet multiple times Throw her towel in there with her Climb on the counter to … Continue reading
Filed under GC
Rule #221
Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed. Thanks, Becca W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #220
Rule #220: I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.
Filed under SR
Rule #219
Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out. Thanks, Melissa S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #218
Rule #218: Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks. Thanks, Tisa J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #217
Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch! Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in … Continue reading
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #215
Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like … Continue reading
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #214
Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat. Thanks, Kelly S.!
Filed under Guest rules
