Rule #216: When I am at the most exciting part of the novel I am reading to you every night at bedtime, please do not stick the dog whisker up my nose to poke my brain.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
I laughed so hard at this one!
Or tickle my feet. Or leave for the bathroom, drink or tissue.
nice.
A *TRUE* LOL