Monthly Archives: January 2010
Rule #248
Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.
Filed under OA, Rules for the grown-ups, SR
Rule #247
Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further. Thanks, Vika J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #246
Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.
Filed under GC
Rule #244
Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed. Thanks, Carol!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #243
Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother. Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #242
Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards. Thanks, Abby G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #241
Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely. Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!
Filed under Guest rules, Rules for the grown-ups
Rule #240
Rule #240: When you are playing with your brother’s brand new birthday toy and he wants to play with it too, you may not tell him, “Not now. Maybe later;” even if you say it in a nice voice. Happy … Continue reading
