Monthly Archives: April 2010
Rule #301
Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?” Thanks, Kristin W.!
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Rule #300
Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed. Thanks, Jessica BB!
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Rule #299
Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner! Thanks, Terese R.!
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Rule #298
Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food. Thanks, Melissa T.!
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Rule #297
Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church. Thanks Nancy S.!
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Rule #296
Rule #296: It is NOT ok to scream as if you’ve lost a limb, dragging Mommy out of the shower to make you pink lemonade. Or to fix the malfunctioning DVD player. Or to find your other sock. Or because … Continue reading
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Rule #295
Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!
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Rule #294
Rule #294: No matter how delicious it looks, please don’t lick the dustpan. Again. Thanks, Adrienne C!
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Rule #293
Rule #293: Yes, I am serious. Just because Mommy uses a wheelchair does not make her a chair for your use everywhere we go. Thanks, Christen B.!
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Rule #292
Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums. Thanks, Annamarie A!
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