Monthly Archives: May 2010
Rule #333
Rule #333: – I am happy to kiss your owies to make them better, but please don’t ask me to kiss them if they happen to be on the bottom of your foot, your bum, or your tongue. Thanks, Katie … Continue reading
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Rule #332
Rule #332: Please do not throw a giant hissy fit when your brother pretends to take your pretend toy. Can’t you just pretend that he gave it back?
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Rule #331
Rule #331: It is not ok to yell “Zip it, Calculator Boy!” to the neighbor kid, who just happens to like carrying around a calculator and is annoying you at that point in time. Thanks, Raini T.!
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Rule #330
Rule #330: Do not tell me after biting your brother that, “He bit himself.” I will figure it out somehow. Especially when the bite is on his cheek. Thanks, Mary B.!
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Rule #329
Rule #329: If you are going to put a blanket over your head and walk up to your brother to call him a jerk face, you might want to make sure that you actually do walk up to your brother, … Continue reading
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Rule #328
Rule #328: Tooth brushing is required on weekends too. Thanks, Erin O.!
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Rule #327
Rule #327: Chewing green beans but not actually swallowing them does not count as eating your vegetables. Thanks, Mary B.!
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Rule #326
Rule #326: No sticking your head in the toilet to blow bubbles. Thanks, Melissa M.!
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Rule #325
Rule #325: No, I will not leave work early to deliver a Blizzard to you at your dance class. Thanks, Carol M.!
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Rule #324
Rule #324: It is inappropriate to use “the fart of justice” to resolve disputes with your brother. Thanks, Paula B.!
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