Monthly Archives: January 2012
Rule #479
Rule #479: People are more likely to share food with you when your hands aren’t in your underpants. Thanks, Melissa T.
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Rule #478
Rule #478: Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop. I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there … Continue reading
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Rule #477
Rule #477: Permanent teeth do not grow back. You may want to not pull them out. Thanks, Laura.
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Rule #476
Rule #476: Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush. It’s not as helpful as you think it is. Thanks, Amanda H.
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Rule #475
Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule): If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets … Continue reading
Rule #474
Rule #474: Do not whine to me that our dog just looked at you when he’s not even inside the house. Thanks, Julie F.
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Rule #473
Rule #473: When I tell you that you have to put on a shirt to help me cook (because you’re currently just wearing pants), please don’t come back from your room wearing ONLY a shirt. This is not multiple choice. … Continue reading
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Rule #472
Rule #472: When people come to visit us, please do not strip down and run around yelling “Look at my big penis!” Thanks, Jessica W.
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Rule #471
Rule #471: You may not turn your baby brother’s exersaucer into an imitation of Disney’s Teacup ride. Thanks, Meghann M.
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Rule #470
Rule #470: It is not polite to pinch little old ladies at Wal-Mart just because they get too close to you when they are telling Mommy how cute you are. Thanks, Michelle C.
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