Category Archives: GC
Rule #516
Rule #516: You are 5, and we are 30 feet from the car. I will not carry you the rest of the way for “a dollar and a piece of a penny.”
Filed under GC
Rule #515
Rule #515: Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.
Filed under GC
Rule #492
Rule #492: When you say someone’s name, don’t get mad at them because they look at you.
Filed under GC
Rule #475
Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule): If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets … Continue reading
Rule #434
Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.
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