Category Archives: GC
Rule #475
Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule): If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets … Continue reading
Rule #434
Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.
Filed under GC
Rule #412
Rule #412: Yes, I am capable of touching my nose with my tongue. No, I will not touch your nose with my tongue.
Filed under GC
Rule #397
Rule #397: During family photos, do look at the camera and smile. During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain. Thanks to … Continue reading
Rule #395
Rule #395: You are required to wear the costume/snow suit/dress up clothes for at least as long as it took me to get you dressed in it.
Filed under GC
