Category Archives: GC
Rule #412
Rule #412: Yes, I am capable of touching my nose with my tongue. No, I will not touch your nose with my tongue.
Filed under GC
Rule #397
Rule #397: During family photos, do look at the camera and smile. During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain. Thanks to … Continue reading
Rule #395
Rule #395: You are required to wear the costume/snow suit/dress up clothes for at least as long as it took me to get you dressed in it.
Filed under GC
Rule #382
Rule #382: Do not tear the UPC codes off all the boxes and labels before we pay for the items at the grocery store.
Filed under GC
Rule #370
Rule #370: If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.
Filed under GC
Rule #359
Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.
Filed under GC
Rule #342
Rule #342: Please do not drink from that sippy cup you found in our playset. In June. In 90 degree F temps. Especially when Mommy is screaming, “DON’T DRINK THAT! DON’T DRINK THAT!” But I guess that’s what they call … Continue reading
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Rule #338
Rule #338: In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.
