Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #512
Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat. Thanks, Meaghann B.
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Rule #511
Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever. Thanks, Robyn H.
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Rule #510
Rule #510: Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again. But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again. “Can I have dessert?” “Yes.” “Really?” “Yes.” “Ice cream?” “Yes.” “Please?” “YES!” Thanks, … Continue reading
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Rule #509
Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed. Thanks, Carrie HW.
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Rule #504
Rule #504: You may not call 911 to complain about your mom taking your nerf gun away. Thanks, Anne M.
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Rule #503
Rule #503: The toilet plunger is not a sword, and you may not hit your sister in the face with it. Thanks, Tiffany L.
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