Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #501
Rule #501: It is not acceptable to cut your eyelashes with scissors. Thanks, Jen T.
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Rule #500
Rule #500: If you are at a friend’s house and take a big bite out of the foam on their trampoline handle, don’t try to blame it on the child who owns the trampoline. It doesn’t take a forensic dentist … Continue reading
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Rule #499
Rule #499: Please do not wipe the snot off your face with your hands. Or your feet. Thanks, Kimberli R.
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Rule #497
Rule #497: Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in … Continue reading
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Rule #496
Rule #496: You must wear underwear when playing freeze tag. Thanks, Carrie HW.
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Rule #494
Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it. Thanks, Kim P. … Continue reading
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Rule #493
Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats. Thanks, Kristina F.
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Rule #491
Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it. Thanks, Sabrina A.
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Rule #490
Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal. Thanks, Meaghann B.
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Rule #489
Rule #489: You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps. Thanks, Susie S.
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