Category Archives: SR
Rule #475
Rule #475 (which is more of an observation & less of a rule): If the meanest mommies of the world didn’t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets … Continue reading
Rule #411
Rule #411: When you are eating pepperoni pizza, it is not okay to pull off the pepperoni & then get pepperoni from the fridge to put on your pizza so you can have pepperoni pizza.
Rule #397
Rule #397: During family photos, do look at the camera and smile. During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain. Thanks to … Continue reading
Rule #338
Rule #338: In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.
Happy Mother’s Day 2010
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there! And thanks to my own mom for raising me into the Meanest Mommy in the whole wide world. I wish you all a day free of whining and complaining and … Continue reading
