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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #374:  When Mommy has to leave the shopping cart to take three kids into the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart and the lady in the stall next to us is really stinky, please don&#8217;t get on your hands and knees on the dirty floor, peek under the wall at the lady next door, and yell [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1459&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #373: Please do not scratch your butt with Mommy&#8217;s toothbrush. Thanks, Kristina F.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1455&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #372:  Please refrain from wetting the watercolor paints by spitting on them. Thanks, Abby G.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1452&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #371: I appreciate your efforts to be so self-sufficient about pottying, but the only appropriate places to pee are the toilet or the potty chair. Squatting over a cereal bowl isn&#8217;t much better than just peeing on the floor. Thanks, Sarah R.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1450&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rule #369</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #369:  No armpits on the air conditioner blower.  Even when you&#8217;re really hot. Thanks, Bekki P.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1445&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #368</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things: Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv You&#8217;d like a snack You feel like wearing shorts Thanks, Beth K.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1443&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #367:  Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same.  Please use a cup…  and the sink. Thanks, Warkenda C.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1439&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #366:   If you would stop experimenting with new ways to pee and just stick with the tried and true method used by men for centuries, you wouldn&#8217;t have peed in your eye. Thanks, Michelle C.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1437&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 12:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #365: You may not goose total strangers at the post office.   Or anywhere else. Thanks, Meaghann B.!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1434&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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