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		<title>Rule #482</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:17:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #482:  When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”  &#160; Thanks, Amy S. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1811&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #481:  Stop licking that sign.  No licking street lights.  Please don&#8217;t lick the garbage can.  Just stop licking stuff. Thanks, Aimee S.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1809&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #480</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #480:  If you don&#8217;t want the baby to pull out your hair, take a step away from him. &#160; Thanks, Sara G. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1807&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #479</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #479:  People are more likely to share food with you when your hands aren&#8217;t in your underpants. Thanks, Melissa T.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1804&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #478</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 13:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #478:  Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop.  I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there &#8230; <a href="http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/28/rule-478/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1801&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/27/rule-477/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #477:  Permanent teeth do not grow back.  You may want to not pull them out. &#160; Thanks, Laura. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1799&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #476</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #476:  Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush.  It&#8217;s not as helpful as you think it is. &#160; Thanks, Amanda H. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1796&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #475</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/25/rule-475/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #475 (which is more of an observation &#38; less of a rule):  If the meanest mommies of the world didn&#8217;t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets &#8230; <a href="http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/25/rule-475/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1793&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/24/rule-474/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #474:  Do not whine to me that our dog just looked at you when he&#8217;s not even inside the house. &#160; Thanks, Julie F. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1790&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #473</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/23/rule-473/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #473:  When I tell you that you have to put on a shirt to help me cook (because you&#8217;re currently just wearing pants), please don&#8217;t come back from your room wearing ONLY a shirt.  This is not multiple choice. &#8230; <a href="http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/23/rule-473/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1788&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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