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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 12:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Rule #514</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 11:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #514:  You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1926&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #513:  When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother &#8211; again &#8211; in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, &#8220;You&#8217;re touching me wrong!&#8221; &#160; Thanks, Aimee S. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1923&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 12:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #512:  You may not use the toilet brush as a teether&#8230;  nor may you chew on the toilet seat. Thanks, Meaghann B.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1921&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 12:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #511:  It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever. &#160; Thanks, Robyn H. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1918&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #510</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/05/07/rule-510/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 12:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #510:  Everybody knows that no means no, so don&#8217;t ask again.  But it&#8217;s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don&#8217;t ask again. &#8220;Can I have dessert?&#8221; &#8220;Yes.&#8221; &#8220;Really?&#8221; &#8220;Yes.&#8221; &#8220;Ice cream?&#8221; &#8220;Yes.&#8221; &#8220;Please?&#8221; &#8220;YES!&#8221; Thanks, &#8230; <a href="http://meanestmommy.com/2012/05/07/rule-510/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1911&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #509</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/04/30/rule-509/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:05:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #509:  Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed.   &#160; Thanks, Carrie HW. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1909&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #508</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/04/06/rule-508/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #508:  You may no longer borrow Mommy&#8217;s camera. &#160; &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1905&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #507</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/04/04/rule-507/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #507:  When Mommy is shopping for new bras, please do not undress the mannequins.   Thanks, Kathy S.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&#038;blog=6920669&#038;post=1898&#038;subd=meanestmommy&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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