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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #477:  Permanent teeth do not grow back.  You may want to not pull them out. &#160; Thanks, Laura. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1799&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #476:  Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush.  It&#8217;s not as helpful as you think it is. &#160; Thanks, Amanda H. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1796&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #475</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #475 (which is more of an observation &#38; less of a rule):  If the meanest mommies of the world didn&#8217;t have to count out each goldfish cracker, pineapple chunk, jelly bean, and popcorn kernel to make sure everyone gets &#8230; <a href="http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/25/rule-475/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1793&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #474</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #474:  Do not whine to me that our dog just looked at you when he&#8217;s not even inside the house. &#160; Thanks, Julie F. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1790&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #473</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #473:  When I tell you that you have to put on a shirt to help me cook (because you&#8217;re currently just wearing pants), please don&#8217;t come back from your room wearing ONLY a shirt.  This is not multiple choice. &#8230; <a href="http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/23/rule-473/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1788&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 13:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #472:  When people come to visit us, please do not strip down and run around yelling &#8220;Look at my big penis!&#8221; Thanks, Jessica W.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1784&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #471</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/20/rule-471/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #471:  You may not turn your baby brother&#8217;s exersaucer into an imitation of Disney&#8217;s Teacup ride. Thanks, Meghann M.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1782&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #470</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/19/rule-470/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 12:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #470:  It is not polite to pinch little old ladies at Wal-Mart just because they get too close to you when they are telling Mommy how cute you are. &#160; Thanks, Michelle C. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1780&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #469</title>
		<link>http://meanestmommy.com/2012/01/18/rule-469/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #469:  If the doorbell rings while you are going to the bathroom, its OK to let someone else answer it.  And if you do answer it, please pull up your pants first. Thanks, Jill C.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1778&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rule #468</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule #468:  Please do not cut a hole in my pants with manicure scissors while I am getting ready for work. &#160; Thanks, Kristin H. &#160;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=meanestmommy.com&amp;blog=6920669&amp;post=1776&amp;subd=meanestmommy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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