Tag Archives: bathroom
Rule #476
Rule #476: Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush. It’s not as helpful as you think it is. Thanks, Amanda H.
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Rule #388
Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or … Continue reading
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Rule #383
Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside. Thanks, Jennifer … Continue reading
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Rule #336
Rule #336: Please do not play the kazoo while pooping. But if you do break this rule and drop it in the potty, do not scream hysterically in the locked bathroom with no explanation. Thanks, Bridie S.!
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Rule #322
Rule #322: It is not okay to climb out the bathroom window when told you must stay in the house. Especially while I am sleeping after working the night shift. Thanks, Beth K.!
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Rule #289
Rule #289: I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom. I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it. … Continue reading
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Rule #276
Rule #276: Please do not take pictures of your poop with my iPhone. Thanks, Julie KP!
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Rule #148
Rule #148: No, you may not come into the bathroom when I am taking a shower to see if I want to pet that stupid tiny plastic dog.
Rule #107
Rule #107: No, you may NOT have a hug while I’m pooping. Thanks, Tanya S. And here’s another where I’m glad there’s no picture.
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