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Rule #491

Rule #491:  You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.  Thanks, Sabrina A.

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Rule #490

Rule #490:  You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.    Thanks, Meaghann B.  

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Rule #482

Rule #482:  When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”    Thanks, Amy S.  

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Rule #481

Rule #481:  Stop licking that sign.  No licking street lights.  Please don’t lick the garbage can.  Just stop licking stuff. Thanks, Aimee S.

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Rule #478

Rule #478:  Please do not take your yogurt and spoon with you to the bathroom to continue eating while you poop.  I promise the yogurt will not go bad sitting on the kitchen counter, and it will still be there … Continue reading

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Rule #476

Rule #476:  Please do not scrub the bathroom walls with the toilet brush.  It’s not as helpful as you think it is.   Thanks, Amanda H.  

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Rule #452

Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.   Thanks, Meaghann B.  

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Rule #447

Rule #447:  No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats.  Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make. Thanks, Rebecca MA.

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Rule #442

Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it. Thanks, Nancy.

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Rule #437

Rule #437:  No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable. Thanks, Robyn H.

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