Tag Archives: gross
Rule #452
Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it. Thanks, Meaghann B.
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Rule #447
Rule #447: No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats. Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make. Thanks, Rebecca MA.
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Rule #442
Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it. Thanks, Nancy.
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Rule #437
Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable. Thanks, Robyn H.
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Rule #426
Rule #426: It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow. Wait for a kleenex please! Thanks, Sabrina A.
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Rule #401
Rule #401: The five second rule does not apply to liquids. Please do not try to suck the milk out of the paper towels after Mommy has wiped it off the kitchen floor. Thanks, Meaghann B.
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Rule #392
Rule #392: It is simply not acceptable to steal your teenage sister’s favorite lipstick and eat it. Thanks, Ocean D.
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Rule #383
Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside. Thanks, Jennifer … Continue reading
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