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Rule #452

Rule #452: The popsicle does not belong in the toilet… especially if you plan on eating it.   Thanks, Meaghann B.  

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Rule #447

Rule #447:  No matter what your cousin tells you, boogers do not have protein, and are not healthy treats.  Please stop comparing them and talking about what good snacks they will make. Thanks, Rebecca MA.

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Rule #442

Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it. Thanks, Nancy.

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Rule #437

Rule #437:  No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable. Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #436

Rule #436:  Do not feed cheese to the fish. Thanks, Amy S.

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Rule #426

Rule #426:  It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow.  Wait for a kleenex please! Thanks, Sabrina A.

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Rule #401

Rule #401:  The five second rule does not apply to liquids.  Please do not try to suck the milk out of the paper towels after Mommy has wiped it off the kitchen floor. Thanks, Meaghann B.

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Rule #392

Rule #392:  It is simply not acceptable to steal your teenage sister’s favorite lipstick and eat it. Thanks, Ocean D.

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Rule #383

Rule #383:  If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom.  You will be peeing either downstairs or outside. Thanks, Jennifer … Continue reading

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Rule #374

Rule #374:  When Mommy has to leave the shopping cart to take three kids into the bathroom stall at Wal-Mart and the lady in the stall next to us is really stinky, please don’t get on your hands and knees … Continue reading

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