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Rule #544

Rule #544:  When you insist on wearing your Halloween costume as pajamas & you pee in it at 3am, please don’t scream at me for not having it washed & ready to go by 6am.

 

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Rule #542

Rule #542:  When you run out of clean underwear, please just bring your dirty clothes to the laundry room so I can wash them. That makes a lot more sense than wearing your swimsuit as underwear.

 

~ Anonymous

 

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Rule #525

Rule #525:  Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.


Thanks, Diana R.


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Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.


Thanks, Michelle H.!


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Rule #186

Rule #186:  Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.


Thanks, Betsy R.!


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Rule #183

Rule #183: No screaming, “MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!! MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!!” when Mommy is in the basement doing laundry and Daddy is standing two feet away from you.


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Rule #182

Rule #182:  If you wear a clothing item for less than 15 minutes, it does not need to go into the laundry.


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Rule #74

Rule #74:  When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.


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Rule #30

Rule #30:  It is not okay to hug the neighbor in the white sweatshirt until after you’ve wiped the tomato sauce off your face.

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