Tag Archives: mean mom
Rule #504
Rule #504: You may not call 911 to complain about your mom taking your nerf gun away. Thanks, Anne M.
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Rule #503
Rule #503: The toilet plunger is not a sword, and you may not hit your sister in the face with it. Thanks, Tiffany L.
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Rule #501
Rule #501: It is not acceptable to cut your eyelashes with scissors. Thanks, Jen T.
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Rule #500
Rule #500: If you are at a friend’s house and take a big bite out of the foam on their trampoline handle, don’t try to blame it on the child who owns the trampoline. It doesn’t take a forensic dentist … Continue reading
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Rule #499
Rule #499: Please do not wipe the snot off your face with your hands. Or your feet. Thanks, Kimberli R.
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Rule #497
Rule #497: Please do not scream, “You’re not my mommy! You’re not my mommy!” as I try to pick you up from the floor of the toy store while you are having a tantrum, and then cling to me in … Continue reading
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