Tag Archives: parenting
Rule #516
Rule #516: You are 5, and we are 30 feet from the car. I will not carry you the rest of the way for “a dollar and a piece of a penny.”
Filed under GC
Rule #515
Rule #515: Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.
Filed under GC
Rule #514
Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.
Filed under OA
Rule #512
Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat. Thanks, Meaghann B.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #511
Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever. Thanks, Robyn H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #510
Rule #510: Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again. But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again. “Can I have dessert?” “Yes.” “Really?” “Yes.” “Ice cream?” “Yes.” “Please?” “YES!” Thanks, … Continue reading
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #509
Rule #509: Your brother is not required to apologize to you for hurting your ears when he sneezed. Thanks, Carrie HW.
Filed under Guest rules
