Tag Archives: parenting
Rule #491
Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it. Thanks, Sabrina A.
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Rule #490
Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal. Thanks, Meaghann B.
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Rule #489
Rule #489: You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps. Thanks, Susie S.
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Rule #488
Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just … Continue reading
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Rule #487
Rule #487: Panty liners are not to be used as eye patches. Thanks, Tiffany L.
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Rule #486
Rule #486: Please do not throw a fit because Mommy won’t purchase Wii points so you can add to the 45+ songs that already come with Just Dance 3. Thanks, MaryAnn N.
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Rule #485
Rule #485: You may only play the piano with your hands, not with your feet, your bottom, or your toys. Thanks, Melissa T.
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Rule #484
Rule #484: Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor. Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with. Thanks, Michelle C.
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Rule #483
Rule #483: It’s 70 degrees in January. You can play outside without complaining about it. Thanks, Bonnie B.
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Rule #482
Rule #482: When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.” Thanks, Amy S.
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