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Rule #549

Rule #549:   It is never acceptable to use your penis as an air guitar. In front of the large glass window. Facing the beach.

 

 Thanks, Celeste J., the meanest big sister in the whole wide world.

 

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Rule #539

Rule #539:  Compliments are fantastic, but when you walk in on me changing, no one wants to hear about the “wonderful fur” I have on my penis. Also, Mommy doesn’t have a penis. 

 

 Thanks, Aimee S.

 

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Rule #525

Rule #525:  Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.


Thanks, Diana R.


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Rule #472

Rule #472:  When people come to visit us, please do not strip down and run around yelling “Look at my big penis!”


Thanks, Jessica W.


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Rule #462

Rule #462:  Do not wrap your penis around the leg of the table.  Thanks.


Thanks, Aimee S.


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Rule #435

Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

 

Thanks, Melissa M.

 

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Rule #375

Rule #375: It’s pronounced, “Pylon.”  Not “Cone Penis.”





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Rule #337

Rule #337: Please do not hang the swim goggles on your penis.


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Rule #297

Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.


Thanks Nancy S.!


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Rule #198

Rule #198:  No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.


Thanks, Jessa F.!


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