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Rule #491

Rule #491:  You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.  Thanks, Sabrina A.

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Rule #490

Rule #490:  You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.    Thanks, Meaghann B.  

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Rule #489

Rule #489:  You may not sneak out of your room after bedtime, steal scissors from Mommy’s sewing room, and proceed to cut your big sister’s hair while she sleeps.  Thanks, Susie S.

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Rule #488

Rule #488:  If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists.  Also, if you just … Continue reading

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Rule #487

Rule #487:   Panty liners are not to be used as eye patches. Thanks, Tiffany L.

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Rule #486

Rule #486:   Please do not throw a fit because Mommy won’t purchase Wii points so you can add to the 45+ songs that already come with Just Dance 3.   Thanks, MaryAnn N.  

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Rule #485

 Rule #485:  You may only play the piano with your hands, not with your feet, your bottom, or your toys. Thanks, Melissa T.

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Rule #484

Rule #484:  Not having bathed for three days is NOT a badge of honor.  Please do not advertise it to everyone you come in contact with.   Thanks, Michelle C.  

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Rule #483

Rule #483:  It’s 70 degrees in January.  You can play outside without complaining about it. Thanks, Bonnie B.

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Rule #482

Rule #482:  When I ask you to stop cleaning the sink with your toothbrush, please do not reply “I’m not; this is my brother’s toothbrush.”    Thanks, Amy S.  

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