Tag Archives: underwear

Rule #567

Rule #567:  Please do not steal my underwear, hide it in your pockets, and then throw it at me when I am trying to tell you a bedtime story. Thanks. 


 Thanks, Celeste J. (the meanest big sister in the whole wide world)


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Rule #554

Rule #554:  Being dressed includes wearing underwear. Every day.


 Thanks, Melissa T.


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Rule #542

Rule #542:  When you run out of clean underwear, please just bring your dirty clothes to the laundry room so I can wash them. That makes a lot more sense than wearing your swimsuit as underwear.

 

~ Anonymous

 

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Rule #518

Rule #518:  Saying “Hi Mom!” is nice.  Saying “Hi Mom!” with your pants around your ankles is not. 

 

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Rule #496

Rule #496:  You must wear underwear when playing freeze tag.


Thanks, Carrie HW.


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Rule #403

Rule #403: Please wear underwear while washing the dishes.


Thanks, Joanna M.


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Rule #391

Rule #391:  I understand that you saw the teacher’s underwear and didn’t want her to be embarrassed, but it is not appropriate to ask her to pull up her pants.  In front of the whole preschool class.  And two special ed teachers.  Even if you said “please”.


Thanks, Linda D. (who also admitted that she was the teacher in question)  ;)


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Rule #321

Rule #321:   When we are in public and you find a pair of underwear in your coat pocket, please don’t whip them out and yell, “I FOUND THEM!” in a triumphant voice and then attempt to put them on over your jeans.


Thanks, Claire!


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Rule #175

Rule #175:  Don’t put underwear in your oatmeal.



Thanks to Lauren C. who also shared the story on this rule.  “I was busy vacuuming (which was very difficult to do since my kids lost one of the attachments and the cover for the hole that keeps all of the stuff from flying back out, but I digress), and when I finished I came out to the dining room to see a bowl of oatmeal on the floor with a pair of underwear mushed into it.”  Lauren – I hope that teaches you that vacuuming is never a good idea.  ;)

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Rule #114

Rule #114:  We don’t put chicken in our underwear.

 

Thanks, Jean M.!  But I’ve been thinking about this rule…  Was it a rubber chicken?  Chicken McNuggets?  A bantam?  Jean also shared with me that when she made up this rule on the fly, her daughter asked, “Why?” and she had no idea what to say.  Jean – Have you come up with something yet?  :)

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