Tag Archives: penis
Rule #337: Please do not hang the swim goggles on your penis.
Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.
Thanks Nancy S.!
Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.
Thanks, Jessa F.!