Rule #79: When Mommy says, “Are you ready to go?” and you respond, “Yes,” she doesn’t expect you to still have 25 more things to do before we can leave the house.
I am the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World. I am forced to make rules & observations that I never knew would be necessary before I became a parent.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 
My husband does that! Arrggh!
What’s really sad is that I can’t complain when my kids do this (which they do), because they probably learned it from me!
Oh, dear… I’m one of them…