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Rule #521: No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.
Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.
Rule #508: You may no longer borrow Mommy’s camera.
During family photos, do look at the camera and smile.
During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain.
Thanks to Betsy R. for the photo!
Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.
Rule #341: No arguing over whether your brother is hungry or not. If he says he is hungry, you can just believe him rather than screaming at him to attempt to convince him otherwise.
Happy Mother’s Day 2010
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there! And thanks to my own mom for raising me into the Meanest Mommy in the whole wide world. I wish you all a day free of whining and complaining and a day where you are appreciated like you should be. Now go hug your kids!
Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!
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