Category Archives: OA

Rule #550

Rule #550:  Please do not put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard.  You do not want to face the wrath of the Meanest Mommy who thinks she’s getting a bowl of Cookie Crisp to start the day and then finds out she’s not.

 

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Rule #521

Rule #521:  No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.  

 

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Rule #514

Rule #514:  You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.  


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Rule #508

Rule #508:  You may no longer borrow Mommy’s camera.

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Rule #397

Rule #397:

  • During family photos, do look at the camera and smile.

  • During family photos, do not pinch/hit/push your siblings, pee in your pants, fall in the water fountain, growl, refuse to smile, close your eyes, and cry/whine/complain.



Thanks to Betsy R. for the photo!

 

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Rule #355

Rule #355:  When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.


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Rule #341

Rule #341:  No arguing over whether your brother is hungry or not.   If he says he is hungry, you can just believe him rather than screaming at him to attempt to convince him otherwise.


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