Monthly Archives: September 2011

Rule #460

Rule #460:  When you are trying to point out that dachshund over there, please do not scream, “Mommy, look at his wiener!!!”

 

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Rule #459

Rule #459:  When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall. 


Thanks, Rose W.


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Rule #458

Rule #458:  When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store. 

 

Thanks, Jenn C.

 

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Rule #457

Rule #457:  When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time. 



Rule #456

Thanks, Monica K.


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Rule #456

Rule #456:  When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!” 


Thanks, Kate M.


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Rule #455

Rule #455:  Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later.  Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market. 

 

Thanks, Michele B.

 

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