Rule #460: When you are trying to point out that dachshund over there, please do not scream, “Mommy, look at his wiener!!!”
Rule #459: When the ranger asks your Junior Ranger class, “Can you name some other predators?” It is NOT ok to yell out, “My Daddy! My Daddy is a predator!” even if yes, he does go hunting every fall.
Thanks, Rose W.
Rule #458: When I’m typing my PIN into the debit card machine at the grocery store, you may not announce the numbers to the entire store.
Thanks, Jenn C.
Rule #457: When I send you guys to bed, please don’t sneak into your brother’s room and take a picture of him on your Nintendo DSi and then post it on Facebook. Especially when Mommy is on Facebook at the time.
Thanks, Monica K.
Rule #456: When you see a woman missing a few teeth, it’s not okay to yell to me across the playground, “Wow, I sure hope the rest of her grownup teeth come in soon!”
Thanks, Kate M.
Rule #455: Please do not bring oysters & clams home from the beach and hide them under your bed for Mommy to cook later. Mommy does not appreciate the house smelling like a rotten seafood market.
Thanks, Michele B.