Monthly Archives: October 2009
Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.
Thanks, Kristin H.!
Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.
Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.
Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.
Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?
Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.
Thanks, Jessa F.!
Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.
Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.
Rule #196: I know that your baby sister is very sweet, but you still may not lick her.
Thanks, Lauri E.!