Monthly Archives: October 2009

10/30/2009 · 10:07 am

Rule #202

Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, shirt, toilet

10/29/2009 · 12:34 pm

Rule #201

Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.

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Tagged as belly, kiss, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rude, school age, shirt

10/28/2009 · 7:29 am

Rule #200

Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.

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Tagged as construction, construction worker, ladder, mall, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules

10/27/2009 · 7:23 am

Rule #199

Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.

Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, entrepreneur, I Love Mom, mad, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, sales, school age, shirt

10/26/2009 · 2:50 pm

Rule #198

Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.

Thanks, Jessa F.!

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Tagged as bedtime, glue, googly eyes, mean, meanest mommy, mom, pajamas, parenting, penis, rules, scary

10/23/2009 · 9:59 am

Rule #197

Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.

Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.

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Tagged as bath, catsup, ketchup, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

10/22/2009 · 12:11 pm

Rule #196

Rule #196: I know that your baby sister is very sweet, but you still may not lick her.

Thanks, Lauri E.!

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Tagged as baby, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, sweet

10/20/2009 · 9:38 am

Rule #195

Rule #195: These items do not belong in the running fan: goldfish crackers, a paintbrush, blocks, your brother’s glasses.

Thanks, Milisa S.!

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Tagged as blocks, fan, glasses, goldfish crackers, mean, meanest mommy, mom, paintbrush, parenting, rules

10/19/2009 · 9:44 am

Rule #194

Rule #194: Do not brush the dog with your toothbrush. Or with Mommy’s toothbrush.

Thanks, Erin A.!

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Tagged as brush, dog, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toothbrush

10/17/2009 · 10:22 am

Rule #193

Rule #193: Dear second grader…the “suffer with the baby that wants to get up and play in the middle of the night” clause of our contract expired quite some time ago. Renegotiation of said contract is not an option.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Tagged as awake, Go to sleep!, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age

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