Monthly Archives: February 2010

02/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #264

Rule #264: I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.

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Tagged as ipod, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, record, rules, school age, shower, video

02/27/2010 · 8:22 am

Rule #263

Rule #263: When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.

Thanks, Irma C.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, pee, poop, rules, stand up

02/26/2010 · 8:30 am

Rule #262

Rule #262: The green things in your nose are not peas.

Thanks, Sara G.!

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Tagged as boogers, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, peas, rules

02/25/2010 · 8:36 am

Rule #261

Rule #261: Please refrain from throwing Legos or Matchbox Cars at Mommy while she is driving. And if a police officer pulls her over for accidentally running a stop sign while trying to avoid being hit in the head with these items, please do not scream at the officer to save you and get you away from the mean woman who is not your mother. Mommy does not appreciate that.

Thanks, Mariel B.!

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Tagged as jail, Legos, Matchbox cars, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, police, rules, scream

02/24/2010 · 8:52 am

Rule #260

Rule #260: Mommy is always right. But if you manage to find documented proof that what she said is not correct… Mommy was just testing you.

Thanks, Beth T.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, mommy, parenting, right, rules

02/23/2010 · 8:34 am

Rule #259

Rule #259: It is not necessary to write your name on your bed sheet. We know it is yours.

Thanks, Jennifer Z.!

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Tagged as bed sheet, graffiti, mean, meanest mommy, mom, name, parenting, rules, vandal

02/22/2010 · 1:50 pm

Rule #258

Rule #258: When I say, “Yes you may wait in the car, but do NOT open the doors,” it also means do not fold the seat down and jump out of the trunk to surprise me.

Thanks, Lynn S.!

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Tagged as car, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, scary, surprise, trunk

02/21/2010 · 10:07 am

Rule #257

Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Tagged as choices, death, inappropriate, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

02/18/2010 · 12:05 pm

Rule #256

Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, snack, toddler

02/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #255

Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.

Thanks again, Betsy R!

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Tagged as beer, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, sippy cup, toddler, underage

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