Monthly Archives: March 2010

Rule #290

Rule #290:  Please do not avoid brushing your teeth as a strategy to get them to fall out faster and speed up visits from the Tooth Fairy.


Thanks, Erin O.!


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Rule #289

Rule #289:  I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom.  I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.


Thanks, Robyn H.


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Rule #288

Rule #288:  Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.


Thanks, Jenny E.!


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Rule #287

Rule #287:  Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits.  The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).


Thanks, Megan K.!


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Rule #286

Rule #286:


  • Part I for my daughter:  When you first see your brother trying to open the 10 pound bag of grain, that would be a good time to come get Mommy.  Please do not wait until he has opened it and has proceeded to grind it into the carpet all over the entire living room.

  • Part II for my son:  Under no circumstances may you dump a ten pound bag of grain all over the living room.  And if you do, please do not grind it into the carpet all over the entire living room.


Thanks, Abby G.!


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Rule #285

Rule #285:  When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room.  Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.


Thanks, Jill J.!


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Rule #284

Rule #284:  You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra.  Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.


This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T.  Thanks to both of you!


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