Monthly Archives: March 2010

Part I for my daughter: When you first see your brother trying to open the 10 pound bag of grain, that would be a good time to come get Mommy. Please do not wait until he has opened it and has proceeded to grind it into the carpet all over the entire living room.
Part II for my son: Under no circumstances may you dump a ten pound bag of grain all over the living room. And if you do, please do not grind it into the carpet all over the entire living room.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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03/25/2010 · 2:18 pm

Rule #285

Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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03/24/2010 · 7:29 am

Rule #284

Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.

This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!

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03/23/2010 · 7:39 am

Rule #283

Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.

Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!

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03/21/2010 · 9:36 am

Rule #282

Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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03/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #281

Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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Monthly Archives: March 2010

Rule #290: Please do not avoid brushing your teeth as a strategy to get them to fall out faster and speed up visits from the Tooth Fairy.

Thanks, Erin O.!

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Rule #289: I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom. I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

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Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).

Thanks, Megan K.!

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Rule #286:

Part I for my daughter: When you first see your brother trying to open the 10 pound bag of grain, that would be a good time to come get Mommy. Please do not wait until he has opened it and has proceeded to grind it into the carpet all over the entire living room.

Part II for my son: Under no circumstances may you dump a ten pound bag of grain all over the living room. And if you do, please do not grind it into the carpet all over the entire living room.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Rule #284: You may not store toys in Mommy’s bra. Or in the diaper you are currently wearing.

This is a combination of two rules from Amanda A. & Melissa T. Thanks to both of you!

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Rule #283: No pouring water into electrical outlets. It causes the wires in walls to melt together, spark, smell, and give you a frightful shock.

Thanks, Jessica D.! And I’m glad everyone is okay. Ouch!

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Rule #282: One of you needs to tell me if I have peanut butter in my hair. Especially if we haven’t eaten peanut butter for 2 days.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Rule #281: It is not okay to scream “MOMMY KICKED ME!!” just because Mommy told you not to climb on the counters.

Thanks, Katie A.!

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