Monthly Archives: July 2013

Rule #564

Rule #564:  When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. You may not put it in your mouth.

 

 

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Rule #563

Rule #563:  It is not okay for you to roll down the car window, yell “Hey” at the people outside, and then roll up your window and make it look as if mommy was the one that yelled. 


 Thanks, Julie S.


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Rule #562

Rule #562:  When Mom is taking a nap on the couch and you want her to turn on Transformers, don’t set the remote on her face when your big sister sitting two feet away from you perfectly capable of turning on your show. 

 

 Thanks, Alyx VP.

 

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Rule #561

Rule #561:  Just to be clear, trying to pinch your brother’s scrotum with the kitchen tongs will earn you a time out. 


 Thanks, MaryAnn N.


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Rule #560

Rule #560:  Telling me you had a nightmare where I killed you, in order to get back at me for being angry when you spilled water on my head, is not going to get you cuddles.

 

 Thanks, Renee C.

 

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Rule #559

Rule #559:  It is not okay to begin speaking exclusively in exaggerated fake Chinese because you think it sounds cool. Especially at your birthday party that you invited your adopted Chinese cousin to.


 Thanks, Emily M.


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Rule #558

Rule #558:  Don’t sit on your brother while apologizing to him.

 

 Thanks, Melissa T.

 

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