Monthly Archives: May 2009

Rule #101

Rule #101:  When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head.  Not your smartest move, kid.


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Rule #100

Rule #100:  When Mommy is changing squirmy toddler’s diaper and the 4 yr old is SCREAMING about inside out socks, no begging for hot chocolate.


This is the rule that started it all, so I saved it for #100.  Enjoy! 🙂 


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Rule #99

Rule #99: Do not attempt to stab Mommy with her own knitting needles. (Or anyone else’s knitting needles for that matter.)


Thanks, Abby G.!


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Rule #98

Rule #98:  Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.


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Rule #97

Rule #97:  Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.


Thanks, Kelly S.!


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Rule #96

Rule #96:  Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.


Thanks, Gretchen H.


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Rule #95

Rule #95:  You should not expect your friend to prove her love for you by asking her to be mean to your brothers.


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