Monthly Archives: May 2009
Rule #100: When Mommy is changing squirmy toddler’s diaper and the 4 yr old is SCREAMING about inside out socks, no begging for hot chocolate.
This is the rule that started it all, so I saved it for #100. Enjoy! 🙂
Rule #99: Do not attempt to stab Mommy with her own knitting needles. (Or anyone else’s knitting needles for that matter.)
Thanks, Abby G.!
Rule #98: Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.
Rule #97: Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
Rule #95: You should not expect your friend to prove her love for you by asking her to be mean to your brothers.
Rule #93: Please do not drink from the straw after you’ve already stuck it up your nose.
Rule #92: Please do not feed the baby deodorant.