Monthly Archives: February 2011
Rule #426: It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow. Wait for a kleenex please!
Thanks, Sabrina A.
Rule #425: No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.
Thanks, Jessica BB.
Rule #424: It is never ok to put a blanket over your head while standing on your bed to “hide” from your brother… you may just end up going through the drywall and leaving a child sized hole in the wall.
Thanks, Amy O.
Rule #423: If the kid down the street is teasing your baby brother relentlessly, you should come home and inform me of it. Please do not get into an old school street rumble in which you (9 years old) and your 12 yr old sister gang up on the 8 yr old alleged bully, reducing him to tears, and sending him home to his mother. You should also not come home bragging that “another target has been neutralized.”
Thanks, Michelle C.