Monthly Archives: February 2011
Rule #426
Rule #426: It is not okay to scream, “I need to blow my nose!” and then just blow. Wait for a kleenex please!
Thanks, Sabrina A.
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Rule #425
Rule #425: No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.
Thanks, Jessica BB.
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Rule #423
Rule #423: If the kid down the street is teasing your baby brother relentlessly, you should come home and inform me of it. Please do not get into an old school street rumble in which you (9 years old) and your 12 yr old sister gang up on the 8 yr old alleged bully, reducing him to tears, and sending him home to his mother. You should also not come home bragging that “another target has been neutralized.”
Thanks, Michelle C.
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Rule #422
Rule #422: You may not spread an entire jar of peanut butter over all your toys. Especially when your friend who is allergic to it is spending the day.
Thanks, Bonnie B.
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Rule #421
Rule #421: There is nothing about drinking milk that requires a fork.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
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