Monthly Archives: July 2009
Rule #134
Rule #134: No peeing off our hotel room balcony.
Thanks, Jana & Dave W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #133
Rule #133: When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.
Filed under SR
Rule #132
Rule #132: When Mommy says, “Go to your room. I SAID… Go to your room. Go to your room NOW,” please do not say, “Okay, Ms. Repeat Everything.”
Thanks, Sherry B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #130
Rule #130: When you jump out of the shower to scare your brother while he’s peeing, don’t be surprised when you get wet.
Thanks, Beth K.!
Filed under Uncategorized
Rule #129
Rule #129: It is extremely uncool to be at the best water park in the whole wide world and whine about how you’re bored.
Yep, Meanest Mommies… this is where we were today when the 9 yr old whined about being bored. That did not go over well.
Filed under OA
Rule #127
Rule #127: Please do not stick the only key to the vehicle we are driving down the hole in the fire truck shopping cart at the grocery store. Mommy does not like that and neither do the three drill-wielding assistant managers who had to extract it so I could get the heck out of there.
Thanks for sharing, Abby G. What a day that must have been!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 