Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”
Thanks Jennifer E.
Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.
Thanks, Jessica W.
Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.
Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”
Thanks, Julie F.
Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.
Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.
Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.
Thanks, Katherine G.
Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.
Thanks, J’s Mom.
Rule #438: Although I am very proud that you know who our president is, you may not call him “Barack O-Poop-Bama.”
Thanks, Carrie HW.
Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Rule #436: Do not feed cheese to the fish.
Thanks, Amy S.