Monthly Archives: April 2011

04/29/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #444

Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

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04/28/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #443

Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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04/27/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #442

Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.

Thanks, Nancy.

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04/26/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #441

Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”

Thanks, Julie F.

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04/25/2011 · 6:00 am

Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

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04/22/2011 · 10:47 am

Rule #439

Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.

Thanks, J’s Mom.

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04/14/2011 · 9:00 am

Rule #438

Rule #438: Although I am very proud that you know who our president is, you may not call him “Barack O-Poop-Bama.”

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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04/06/2011 · 10:46 am

Rule #437

Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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04/04/2011 · 10:35 am

Rule #436

Rule #436: Do not feed cheese to the fish.

Thanks, Amy S.

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Monthly Archives: April 2011

Rule #444

Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

Rule #443

Rule #443: When I ask you to put your toys away, that does NOT mean to dump them in a pile in your brothers’ room.

Thanks, Jessica W.

Rule #442

Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.

Thanks, Nancy.

Rule #441

Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”

Thanks, Julie F.

Rule #440

Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

Rule #439

Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.

Thanks, J’s Mom.

Rule #438

Rule #438: Although I am very proud that you know who our president is, you may not call him “Barack O-Poop-Bama.”

Thanks, Carrie HW.

Rule #437

Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.

Thanks, Robyn H.

Rule #436

Rule #436: Do not feed cheese to the fish.

Thanks, Amy S.

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Rule #444: It is never okay to cover your ears and state, “Mom, please stop talking. You’re giving me an earache” or to tell me, “Mom, you are driving me up the wall.”

Thanks Jennifer E.

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Rule #442: I don’t care if you were playing Survivor. You may not dig a hole in the backyard and poop in it.

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Rule #441: When we are swimming at Daddy’s parents’ pool and Grandma offers to take you inside to go potty because you are holding your crotch, it is not okay to try to get out of it by lying and saying, “Mommy said I don’t have to because Grandma’s bathroom is nasty.”

Thanks, Julie F.

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Rule #440

Part A – Do not tie your hands behind your back and tell your cousin to push you off the porch.

Part B – If your cousin ties her hands behind her back and tells you to push her off the porch, don’t.

Part C – If you hit your head because your hands were tied behind your back while your cousin pushed you off the porch (per your request), do not blame your cousin.

Thanks, Katherine G.

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Rule #439: If you are thirsty, just ask Mommy for a drink. Do not help yourself to the dog’s water.

Thanks, J’s Mom.

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Rule #438: Although I am very proud that you know who our president is, you may not call him “Barack O-Poop-Bama.”

Thanks, Carrie HW.

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Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Rule #436: Do not feed cheese to the fish.

Thanks, Amy S.

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