Monthly Archives: August 2010

Rule #371

Rule #371: I appreciate your efforts to be so self-sufficient about pottying, but the only appropriate places to pee are the toilet or the potty chair. Squatting over a cereal bowl isn’t much better than just peeing on the floor.


Thanks, Sarah R.!


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Rule #370

Rule #370:  If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.


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Rule #369

Rule #369:  No armpits on the air conditioner blower.  Even when you’re really hot.


Thanks, Bekki P.!


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Rule #368

Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things:

  • Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv

  • You’d like a snack

  • You feel like wearing shorts


Thanks, Beth K.!


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Rule #367

Rule #367:  Just because the cat likes to drink out of the toilet, this by no means gives YOU permission to do the same.  Please use a cup…  and the sink.


Thanks, Warkenda C.!


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Rule #366

Rule #366:   If you would stop experimenting with new ways to pee and just stick with the tried and true method used by men for centuries, you wouldn’t have peed in your eye.


Thanks, Michelle C.!


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Rule #365

Rule #365: You may not goose total strangers at the post office.   Or anywhere else.


Thanks, Meaghann B.!


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