Monthly Archives: August 2010
Rule #370: If you don’t know what something is, it’s not a good idea to lick it.
Rule #369: No armpits on the air conditioner blower. Even when you’re really hot.
Thanks, Bekki P.!
Rule #368: Please do not wake Mommy up after she has worked a 12 hour overnight shift to tell her any of these things:
Your sibling changed the channel you were watching on tv
You’d like a snack
You feel like wearing shorts