Rule #151 (for those in business suits at Qdoba): If I were you, I wouldn’t sit at the table behind my toddler. There’s a good chance he will rub quesadilla on your nice suit.
Rule #147: Things you may not do at the Iowa State Fair:
Run away from Mommy.
Put the entire hard-boiled-egg-on-a-stick in your mouth at once.
Rub sunscreen on Mommy’s shirt.
Thanks to Aunt Carrie & Cousin Waylon (& Carter Birch too) for the rules & for a fun time at the Iowa State Fair. We’re looking forward to you living closer.