08/08/2013 · 9:12 am
Rule #567: Please do not steal my underwear, hide it in your pockets, and then throw it at me when I am trying to tell you a bedtime story. Thanks.
Thanks, Celeste J. (the meanest big sister in the whole wide world)
08/06/2013 · 10:01 am
Rule #566: I do not speak in hums. If you want me to answer you, use words.
Thanks, Jennifer M.
08/02/2013 · 9:01 am
Rule #565: Fighting bad guys is tough work. You have to be smart, innovative, and quick-thinking. While your idea for stopping the enemy with Booger Bullets is surely an effective form of attack, you’re still not allowed to pick your nose.
Thanks, Robyn H.