Monthly Archives: December 2009

12/30/2009 · 9:27 am

Rule #239

Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Tagged as brother, butt, cell phone, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, picture, rules, school age

12/29/2009 · 12:44 pm

Rule #238

Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, computer game, high score, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, rules, water

12/28/2009 · 8:32 am

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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Tagged as barf, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

12/27/2009 · 12:32 pm

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as Bakugans, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, potty, rules, top bunk

12/18/2009 · 9:31 am

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dinner, Halloween, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, starving, trick or treat

12/16/2009 · 7:45 am

Rule #234

Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

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Tagged as annoying, bedtime, brother, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, water

12/15/2009 · 8:38 am

Rule #233

Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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Tagged as fancy dinner, manners, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, spaghetti, straw

12/14/2009 · 8:22 am

Rule #232

Rule #232: Your shirt is not a tissue, napkin, paintbrush blotter, or weapon.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, napkin, parenting, rules, shirt, sleeve, tissue, weapon

12/12/2009 · 9:12 pm

Rule #231

Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.

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Tagged as lost, mean, meanest mommy, mittens, mom, parenting, rules, school age

12/11/2009 · 2:24 pm

Rule #230

Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, save trees, toilet paper, toilet seat

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