Monthly Archives: December 2009

Rule #239

Rule #239:  Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone.  Thanks.


Thanks, Kelly S.!


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Rule #238

Rule #238:  No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.


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Rule #237

Rule #237:  Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.


Thanks, Sarah R.!


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Rule #236

Rule #236:  I  know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.


Thanks, Jessica BB!


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Rule #235

Rule #235:  Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.


Thanks, Eileen J.!


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Rule #234

Rule #234:  No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.


Thanks, Susan C.!


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Rule #233

Rule #233:  When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw.  As fast as possible.  While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”


Thanks, Wendy W.!


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