Monthly Archives: January 2010

01/27/2010 · 12:18 pm

Rule #248

Rule #248:  Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do.  Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.


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01/25/2010 · 11:44 am

Rule #247

Rule #247:  Wheat berries do not belong up your nose.  And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.



Thanks, Vika J.!


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01/24/2010 · 3:28 pm

Rule #246

Rule #246:  I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.


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01/22/2010 · 6:08 pm

Rule #245

Rule #245:  When I am in the very slow pickup line at school, please do not yell, “GO!  MOMMY, GOOOOOOO!!!” 500 times.


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01/13/2010 · 11:04 pm

Rule #244

Rule #244:  Please do not staple your brother to his bed.

Thanks, Carol!


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01/12/2010 · 5:55 pm

Rule #243

Rule #243:  No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.


Thanks, Jessica BB!


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01/10/2010 · 8:51 pm

Rule #242

Rule #242:  No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose.  And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.


Thanks, Abby G.!


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01/08/2010 · 9:23 am

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.


Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!


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01/07/2010 · 9:36 am

Rule #240

Rule #240:  When you are playing with your brother’s brand new birthday toy and he wants to play with it too, you may not tell him, “Not now.  Maybe later;” even if you say it in a nice voice.


Happy Birthday to Gavin!  I hope that your siblings let you play with your gifts.  🙂


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