Monthly Archives: May 2012

Rule #518

Rule #518:  Saying “Hi Mom!” is nice.  Saying “Hi Mom!” with your pants around your ankles is not. 

 

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Rule #517

Rule #517:  Please do not write on the table with your sausage.


Thanks, Chelsea H.


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Rule #516

Rule #516:  You are 5, and we are 30 feet from the car.  I will not carry you the rest of the way for “a dollar and a piece of a penny.”  


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Rule #515

Rule #515:  Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.  

 

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Rule #514

Rule #514:  You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.  


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Rule #513

Rule #513:  When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother – again – in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, “You’re touching me wrong!”

 

Thanks, Aimee S.

 

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Rule #512

Rule #512:  You may not use the toilet brush as a teether…  nor may you chew on the toilet seat.


Thanks, Meaghann B.


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