Monthly Archives: May 2012
Rule #518: Saying “Hi Mom!” is nice. Saying “Hi Mom!” with your pants around your ankles is not.
Rule #517: Please do not write on the table with your sausage.
Thanks, Chelsea H.
Rule #516: You are 5, and we are 30 feet from the car. I will not carry you the rest of the way for “a dollar and a piece of a penny.”
Rule #515: Please do not lick the top of the pepper shaker at the restaurant.
Rule #514: You may not play the recorder at 6am when everyone else in the house is still sleeping.
Rule #513: When I grab your hand to stop you from hitting your brother – again – in the grocery store, the correct reaction is not to scream, “You’re touching me wrong!”
Thanks, Aimee S.
Rule #512: You may not use the toilet brush as a teether… nor may you chew on the toilet seat.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Rule #511: It is never okay to sneak up on your brother while he is changing and pinch his scrotum. Never ever.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Rule #510: Everybody knows that no means no, so don’t ask again. But it’s REALLY frustrating when you forget that yes means yes, so don’t ask again.
“Can I have dessert?”
Thanks, Phil Z.