Monthly Archives: June 2012
Rule #524: No, you cannot feed your tooth to the dog.
Thanks, Misha S.
Rule #523: Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”
Thanks, Annamarie A.
Rule #522: Just because you say, “Sorry!” before you do it, does not make it ok to hit your little brother.
Rule #521: No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.
Rule #520: When you see a woman in a black burqa at Target, please do not yell loudly over and over, “Look! It’s a ninja lady!”
Thanks, Dana B.