Monthly Archives: June 2012

06/29/2012 · 2:26 pm

Rule #525

Rule #525: Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.

Thanks, Diana R.

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Tagged as bathroom etiquette, laundry, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, pee, penis, rules

06/27/2012 · 9:33 am

Rule #524

Rule #524: No, you cannot feed your tooth to the dog.

Thanks, Misha S.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dog, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, tooth, Tooth Fairy

06/19/2012 · 8:16 am

Rule #523

Rule #523: Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”

Thanks, Annamarie A.

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06/15/2012 · 9:23 am

Rule #522

Rule #522: Just because you say, “Sorry!” before you do it, does not make it ok to hit your little brother.

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Tagged as hit, mean mom, meanest mommy, ouch, parenting, sibling rivalry

06/12/2012 · 2:39 pm

Rule #521

Rule #521: No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.

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Tagged as boy band, mean mom, meanest mommy, middle schooler, one direction, parenting, ridiculous, rules, toothpaste

06/11/2012 · 8:14 am

Rule #520

Rule #520: When you see a woman in a black burqa at Target, please do not yell loudly over and over, “Look! It’s a ninja lady!”

Thanks, Dana B.

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06/05/2012 · 7:53 am

Rule #519

Rule #519: You may not pierce your own ears. Even if you do watch how-to videos on youtube first.

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Tagged as infection waiting to happen, mean mom, meanest mommy, middle schooler, ouch, parenting, piercing

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