Monthly Archives: June 2012

Rule #525

Rule #525:  Please take OUT your penis BEFORE you pee.


Thanks, Diana R.


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Rule #524

Rule #524:  No, you cannot feed your tooth to the dog.

 

Thanks, Misha S.

 

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Rule #523

Rule #523:  Using your manners does not include saying “Excuse me poop” or “Sorry poop” or even “Please pass the poop.”


Thanks, Annamarie A.


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Rule #522

Rule #522:  Just because you say, “Sorry!” before you do it, does not make it ok to hit your little brother.


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Rule #521

Rule #521:  No, you may not have the most expensive toothpaste in the store just because a guy from your favorite boy band uses it too.  

 

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Rule #520

Rule #520:  When you see a woman in a black burqa at Target, please do not yell loudly over and over, “Look!  It’s a ninja lady!”

 

Thanks, Dana B.

 

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Rule #519

Rule #519:  You may not pierce your own ears.  Even if you do watch how-to videos on youtube first.


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