Monthly Archives: January 2011

01/31/2011 · 9:53 am

Rule #420

Rule #420: When you see a woman with an eye patch at Walmart, perhaps it’s best not to shout, “HEY! SHE’S A PIRATE!”


Thanks, Molly H.


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01/20/2011 · 7:37 am

Rule #419

Rule #419: I know you were trying to be thoughtful, but it is not okay to wash Mommy’s cell phone in the toilet.

 

Thanks, Cynthia H.

 

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01/19/2011 · 11:03 am

Rule #418

Rule #418:   It is not appropriate to tell the elderly lady looking at strawberries in the produce section of the grocery store that if she eats more fruit and vegetables it will make easier for her to poop.


Thanks, Julie F.


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01/13/2011 · 8:36 am

Rule #417

Rule #417:  It is not ok to draw a beard on yourself with a marker, and it definitely is not ok to draw a Snidely Whiplash moustache on your younger sister, even if the marker is washable.


Thanks, Rootie (who is one of the world’s Meanest Daddies).


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01/11/2011 · 6:50 am

Rule #416

Rule #416:  No matter how mean the teacher is to you, it is never acceptable to tell her that you’re gonna bite her nipple off.

 

Thanks, Edythe K.

 

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01/05/2011 · 7:46 pm

Rule #415

Please do not put your pants on while standing on the stairs.


Thanks to Jenn C. who reported that she caught that silly child before she tumbled all the way down!


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01/04/2011 · 12:58 pm

2010 in review

Hello, readers! Meanest Mommy took a good long break over the holiday and is now refreshed and ready to post more rules in 2011. Stay tuned for a new post tomorrow, and keep those rules coming to MeanestMommysRules (at) gmail (dot) com. In the meantime, enjoy this 2010 summary.

The numbers

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The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 180,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 8 days for that many people to see it.

 

In 2010, there were 176 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 418 posts. There were 19 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 12mb. That’s about 2 pictures per month.

The busiest day of the year was October 5th with 4,748 views. The most popular post that day was Rule #392.

 

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, community.babycenter.com, stumbleupon.com, mnyoungones.blogspot.com, and babyslime.livejournal.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for cornstarch, corn starch, meanest mommy, meanest mommy blog, and meanest mommy rules.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

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Rule #392 October 2010

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About March 2009
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Rule #275 March 2010
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4

Rule #261 February 2010
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Rule #229 December 2009
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