Monthly Archives: March 2009

Rule #12

Rule #12:  When Mommy is in the laundry room for 30 seconds, that is not an invitation to pour her favorite fancy bubble bath in the sink, in the tub, in the toilet, on the floor, on the rug, and on your shirt and hands.

Toddler & soap

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Rule #11

Rule #11:  When Mommy asks you to take a break from your computer game to get ready for school, “I’m BUSY!!” is not an appropriate response.

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Rule #10

Rule #10:  If you throw things at the computer monitor, Mommy will not let you watch Weird Al’s “White & Nerdy” on YouTube.

 

Should I be concerned that my 2 yr old wants to watch this over & over?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

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Rule #9

Rule #9:  Mommy doesn’t really want to kiss your hand when you hurt it by hitting her over & over.

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Meanest Mommy is out of town

I am out of town at a birth conference.  I asked Meanest Daddy to write some guest rules, but he says that the kids are behaving perfectly so far.  Hmmmm…..  are they REALLY behaving better for him?  Or does he just want me to think that?

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Rule #8

Rule #8:  Spitting in Daddy’s face is not funny.  Ever. 

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Rule #7

Rule #7:  When Mommy is already carrying a purse, a diaper bag, a cake, a knitting bag, and a 2 yr old, she will not also carry your coat.

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