Rule #494: No planking on top of our house. But thanks for posting on Facebook so I could bust you for it.
Thanks, Kim P.
Rule #493: Just because the dog ate your diaper does not mean you are allowed to eat the dog’s treats.
Thanks, Kristina F.
Rule #492: When you say someone’s name, don’t get mad at them because they look at you.
Rule #491: You may not lick the garbage can at Disneyland just because you put hand sanitizer on it.
Thanks, Sabrina A.
Rule #490: You may not drink the water out of the bucket at the petting zoo for the goats, sheep, cows, or any other animal.
Thanks, Meaghann B.
Rule #488: If you feel the need to sneak out of bed and eat your father’s valentine’s day cake in the middle of the night, please use a fork or some utensil other than your fists. Also, if you just wanted the icing, there was a can in the fridge.
Thanks, Sarah W.
Rule #487: Panty liners are not to be used as eye patches.
Thanks, Tiffany L.
Rule #486: Please do not throw a fit because Mommy won’t purchase Wii points so you can add to the 45+ songs that already come with Just Dance 3.
Thanks, MaryAnn N.
Rule #485: You may only play the piano with your hands, not with your feet, your bottom, or your toys.
Thanks, Melissa T.