Monthly Archives: November 2009

Rule #223

Rule #223:  Please do not rack the guests with the dog toys.


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Rule #222

Rule #222:  When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:


  • Try to push the dog in there too

  • Flush the toilet multiple times

  • Throw her towel in there with her

  • Climb on the counter to get a snack


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Rule #221

Rule #221:  No wiping chocolate all over your legs.  It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.

 

Thanks, Becca W.!

 

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Rule #220

Rule #220:  I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.


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Rule #219

Rule #219:  As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.




Thanks, Melissa S.!


 

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Rule #218

Rule #218:  Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.


Thanks, Tisa J.!


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Rule #217

Rule #217:  Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor.  Seriously, ouch!




Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.


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